Eat Less. Ride more. T-SHIRT PEDAL Industries

BECAUSE I KNOW WE’RE ALL GONNA GO BONKERS FROM HALLOWEEN (I know you steal the kids’ candy!) TO NEW YEARS… well you probably will, won’t!, I’m going to make you a crazy offer.

I was reminded of this simple truth when I saw the leg shot from my last race.

And it’s not just the leg shot, the results this year tell a similar story… and I’m not just talking about the kind you sign up and pay for, i’m talking about the personal challenges I set for myself:  PRing Live Oak, time trialing Harding, daily pull ups, etc.  

LESS BLUBBER = MORE SPEED

So, here’s the cuckoo offer:  buy 2 of these shirts, give one to your chubby checker, and commit to eat less and ride more the next 4 months.  Use promo code EATLESSRIDEMORE for 50% savings.

Let’s all roll into next year svelter, ready to take it on vs having some stupid goal to get in shape. Ugh.  The horror!

Note:  you can game the system and buy just 1 and still get the 50% savings but where’s the fun in that?

PS… want to be even more gnarly, tell the world what you’re going to weigh on Jan 1 now.  Just think, you’ll be able to look back in 2020 with 20/20 of your grand accomplishment.

… The Old Diesel never had definition like that before, granted I was probably dehydrated at this point.

This shirt will get softer and softer the more you wash it.

Fabrics • 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey, pre-laundered for reduced shrinkage

Features: • 1×1 baby rib-knit set in collar

Special Inks: • you cannot feel the ink, it will not crack or fade